I am a Golden God!

I just made the perfect batch of jiffy pop! You know the stuff, you shake it around on top of your stove and it grows into a giant aluminum mushroom? I just made some all of it popped and none of it burned! I think that a key element is preheating the burner. So long, suckers, I'm off to read a little smut, eat a little popcorn and watch a little Alias.